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10 of the Best Insults by Oasis' Gallagher Brothers

By  July 14, 2017

Everyone loves a good family drama; especially one that is petty and blown out of proportion, such as the one between the Oasis brothers, Liam and Noel Gallagher. Think Keeping Up With The Kardashians, with added wit and testosterone. 

The brotherly feud have been going on for years, and was recently reignited again with a burning new passion after Noel started befriending past-enemies, including U2 and Damon Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz. In response, Liam took it on his Twitter page to voice his displeasure, which has got us all like...

At this rate, we don't even care for a Oasis reunion anymore; the brothers are way more interesting when they are at odds.

Here our some of our favourite insults that the pair have hurled at each other.

 

1. Noel: “Liam is … rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”

 

2. Liam (on Noel opening for U2):

 

3. Noel: "I do all the work so it’s only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome."

 

4. Liam: "Listen, our Kid's a mouthy fuck too. He said we had a year to come up with a band name and came up with Beady Eye. He had three and came up with the High Flying Turds. I don't know who dressed him but he looks like something out of Westlife."

 

5. Noel: "I read these interviews with him and I don’t know who the guy is who’s in these interviews, he seems really cool, because the guy I’ve been in a band with for the last 18 years is a fucking knobhead."

 

6. Liam: "Noel Gallagher can be a little bitch."

 

7. Noel: "Liam's gotten all religious. It's quite disturbing. He thinks he's Abel for some weird reason. He wrote a new song called "Guess God Thinks I'm Abel." And I thought, "Right, so you think you're Abel. That must make me Cain. Doesn't Cain kill Abel?" But then the first line of that song is "You could be my lover." I'm not too sure about that. That's illegal, innit? It's kind of illegal for two brothers to make love. It's certainly frowned upon."

 

8. Liam (when Noel's High Flying Birds announced their debut album):

 

9. Noel (on his biggest hero): "My mum, because she brought Liam Gallagher up. I mean, fuck me."

 

Last but definitely not least, our favourite of the lot:

10. Liam:

Someone needs give these two their own TV series pronto!

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